Right-click on the image and choose the appropriate option to view it in full size. Don't miss the story below the image for some context :-) And if you're wondering: what the heck is Pornell, and who is this Leslie? I guess you just have to play Frosh Life to find out!

Interview with the blog Pornell Parsnip & Porn:

Blogger: So, Leslie - you're a Pornell native and student at our beautiful university. We're delighted to have you here at Pornell Parsnip & Porn.

Leslie: Thank you for having me.

Blogger: As you know, Pornell Parsnip & Porn try to raise awareness about the vegan lifestyle and its improvements for health and the environment. But how do you catch the attention of young males today? Well, porn, obviously.

Leslie: *nods*

Blogger: Now, usually the two subjects aren't that related on this blog. There's the porn - then there's the vegan stuff. But you have decided to change all that today, haven't you, Leslie?

Leslie: That's right. I feel very strongly about the vegan cause, not only what we put in our mouths, but what we put in our other body orifices. Meat has no place in woman's body.

Blogger: And by meat, not only do you mean beef and steaks, but also... penises.

Leslie: Yes. Think about it, a dick is just another kind of meat, with all the problems of the meat we eat.

Blogger: Can you name a few?

Leslie: Certainly. We have the health aspect with STD:s and pregnancies. Think about all the antibiotics that are used to raise a man! Not too mention energy, carbon dioxide etc. The list goes on and on.

Blogger: So, in your mind, not only can we replace the meat we eat with vegetables, but we can also replace the meat we fuck with vegetables?

Leslie: I couldn't have said it better myself.

Blogger: That is a radical message if I ever heard one! How do people usually respond to your opinions?

Leslie: Anger, ridicule, throwing vegetables. But the joke's on them. I eat those vegetables. Ha! 

Blogger: And how do men respond? I mean, you're kind of suggesting the extinction of human males.

Leslie: The men really are the worst, it's like they don't even try to understand. They're all like: "So we're not allowed to exist anymore?!". That's right boys! And: "What are you gonna fill your pussies with when we're gone, huh?". How about cucumbers, boys!

Blogger: Wise words. And speaking about filling your pussy with vegetables, this is exactly what we're going to do in today's photo shoot. So I think the question we're all dying to know the answer to now is this: what vegetable will it be?

Leslie: It will actually be both a vegetable and a fruit. A carrot for my pussy, a banana for my ass.

Blogger: A veritable feast for all the senses. Take it away!

After the photo shoot:

Blogger: Fantastic images, Leslie! I can't believe how calm you seemed even with a banana poking out of your butt.

Leslie: What can I say - green and wholesome food makes me zen.

Blogger: Say, I'm getting a little hungry... Are you going to eat that banana? It would be a waste to throw it away.

Leslie: Um... I don't think you should eat this.

Blogger: Right, because it was inside your ass, and it's probably not healthy to eat it anymore. Gotcha!

Leslie: Well... yes and no. I just don't think it qualifies as vegan anymore, covered in my ass juices like that... you know?

Blogger: ... Huh. Really? I guess you might be right. Veganism sure is tricky sometimes.

Leslie: Amen, sister.

So there you have it, the first artistic render of November, with a silly little story to accompany it. And just to be super clear - a silly little story is all it is. It is not meant as a political statement or mockery of either veganism, feminism or environmentalism. All the best!